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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 01:36

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Freaks and Cheeks

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Everyone loved it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What does it mean to live "the 'underconsumption' life"?

So, the docs changed it to read

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Minds and Behinds

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Nuts and Butts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Loons and Moons

What type of fish is best for fish tacos?

Then came..

Catatonics & High Colonics

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

My boyfriend wants to break up over too many petty arguments. To me, they are molehills because I truly love him & don't really think twice about them. If he loved me would he work through it?

share office space ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Thumbs down again.

Does a narcissist ever get their comeuppance/karma for the vile things they've done? Such as cheating, smear campaign, etc.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

They put up a sign reading

Just Forget it!

How do I get rid of a cold in 1 day?

So they tried

No way

No go.

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Unacceptable again!

No, not a chance

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good.